If cars were human...

"Nibby" (nibby68) 07/18/2014 at 10:51 • Filed to: None

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What would they be like? The A7 would be a seductive, but practical temptress. Expensive but worth it. I'd marry her.

Then there's the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet.

If it were human, it would be immortal. And banished to a pit of flames forever. When all of its flesh has been burnt away, it shall be replenished with new flesh immediately so that it is in constant, agonizing pain... for the rest of eternity.

Brian Silvestro > Nibby 07/18/2014 at 10:53

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DAT COLOR ON THE A7

Nibby > Brian Silvestro 07/18/2014 at 10:54

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Ipamena brown.

EL_ULY > Nibby 07/18/2014 at 10:58

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A7 would be that one chick that is not super model thin but still hot with some meat on them bones. I <3 some curves. The A7 on the other hand is super meh to me.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Nibby 07/18/2014 at 10:59

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Also fat.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Nibby 07/18/2014 at 11:03

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I think the CrossCab would be the ditsy cheerleader. I saw one on my way home yesterday with a dude driving. The shock almost made me crash.

GhostZ > Nibby 07/18/2014 at 11:17

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So if that car was a person... would it be the girl from Ipanema?

GhostZ > Nibby 07/18/2014 at 11:19

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I think this image sums it up pretty well.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Nibby 07/18/2014 at 14:42

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If the Cossie was a human, its name would be Gary. He would wear tracksuit bottoms and a cagoule, with trainers. He would probably smoke and be aggressive talking. He's getting on a bit now, but given the chance with the young 'uns, he'd still pack a pretty good punch. After a few drinks that is.

kanadanmajava1 > GhostZ 07/18/2014 at 17:01

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I know this car (and plane too). It a Finnish show car that has been winning plenty of awards. The DC-3 is in flying condition and it circles quite often over my neighborhood. After some searching I know now who the lady is too...

Marrying an Audi sounds totally horrible!

Saf1 > Nibby 07/19/2014 at 07:45

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We as humanity would be blessed if there was anyone in history who would be the exact appropriation of the DIABLO GT